spammimic - hide a message in spam So yeah, this is a kind of a cool thing. Think of all the messages in grammar school you coulda got by the teacher with this.

Guy buys back own camera on eBay That’s just horrible. Nothing more to say then horrible.

TREASURE BOX Is a awesome puzzle made in flash. Purdy nice.

Paris Hilton hotel and finding the “secret” back way in So yeah, I’m sure the Paris Hilton does allow double occupancy and group get togethers, regardless of what she’s sayin’. Xzibit needs to run up on her so she can be “officially” pimped.

Meet Osama’s niece She’s purdy hot. She can blow me up anytime.

The internet is for porn As done by characters from WoW. Totally a great use of 15 dollars a month. Grab your dick and double click.

That’s right, another year down the drain. I’ll post about my impending mental breakdown later.
So yeah, my birthday is technically over now as of me writing this (12:04am CST), so I figure I’ll tell you a bit about it. Now knowing that my birthday is so close to Christmas, I’ve never really been one to expect to do a whole lot when it comes to planned events at whatever establishments there are, but I mean just because it’s so close to the holiday’s when you do go somewhere you’re feelin’ a little bit more giving I suppose. Anyways, as usual I’m pretty easy to please, just havin’ good conversation, joking, generally having a good time, makes for a damn good birthday for me. My godfather called up as he’s done for the last 20 years to wish/sing me happy birthday, family doing the same, gettin’ the presents I asked forI usually just ask for cash, just a all around nice day. So like every year I’ll mark this off as a purdy decent birthday.

Now on to the I suppose, bad part of the day/night. I figured seeing as how nothing is usually open late at night on my birthday, ESPN Zone would be the best bet. I mean how can you go wrong with a massive TV, pretty decent food, and sports games? This is probably why they say “When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me”, ’cause I sure as hell wasn’t expecting to get the call from my friend Will sayin’ we couldn’t get in because we had to be 21 and up, especially considering there’s a sign that you can’t miss before both entrances saying “You must be 18 to enter, otherwise you must be accompanied by someone 21 or older.” Now you know logic tells someone 18 or older to just walk their happy asses right on in, apparently at ESPN Zone, logic doesn’t dictate employee’s actions.

Anyhoo, after Will’s girlfriend was ready to serve up a ass whoopin’ to the douche nozzle who took upon himself to tell them they couldn’t come in ’cause they weren’t 21, luckily cooler heads prevailed and they just went and got the manager (mind you I hadn’t gotten there yet, for whatever reason I had, so this is all second hand). Anyway we get in, sit down, order food and watch whatever basketball games were on — so far so good right? Welp here’s where the fun comes.

So we finished eating and were ready for the bill, waiter brings us the bill and we start to tally up how much each person owe’s or whatever, we figure that out after about a minute or so and hand the guy the tab and cash, leaving the empty tab book on the table. We continued whatever it is we were talkin’ about while talkin’ about how much we should leave for the tip. Considering it was a 94 dollar tab and it being the holiday’s, we all figured we might as well give the guy (our waiter) the 10% gratuity that he had comin’ to him and not skimping. So seeing as we all mostly had 20’s we gave the guy a hundred and wait to get the change back, all the while still talking and laughing (’cause it is my birthday and all). About 5 minutes pass and we start to wonder where our change is so we can get up and go play some games. Little waiter guy comes bouncin’ back askin’ us if he had left a tab book with money in it on our table, and we obviously say no because we all would’ve noticed if we suddenly came up on $200. So he bounces away again to look for that book again, without giving us our change, we probably don’t mind because I suppose we were kind of putting him through the motions because we kept asking for refills and he ended up going backwards and forwards a lot (another reason we were going to leave a better tip then the 7 dollars he was going to take).

Finally, the little douche rocket comes back, but still just looking for the book apparently, so Will asks if we could get our change (here comes the kicker), this cock knocker goes n says the most “it’s necessary for me to be an asshole in life” shit I’ve heard in a long time. He garners the brass balls to say “Oh, okay, usually people leave me a tip” [sic], I mean at first it was one of those “holy shit, he didn’t really just say that did he?” type of things, but I don’t really let shit like that slide, so he leaves to go get the change and we’re all sitting there looking at each other not believing he just said that.

So now, Will’s mad, I’m in disbelief but already thinking, if not saying “fuck a tip”, my girlfriend and Will’s girlfriend aren’t saying anything, Ken’s is disbelief too. So the douche rocket comes back gives us the change, Will said he was going to give the guy hell, but was far too pissed to say anything truly coherent by the time he came back, just said something like “you could’ve got a way better tip, but now you get nothing”, still gets the point across, el douche rocket does the little hand motion for “I don’t care” ’cause he’s still pissed he didn’t find the $200 he lost. So we just up and left without tipping him, and deciding not to even stay to play the games because of the bullshit we had just been through to get in and out. If it weren’t my birthday and I wasn’t tired and cared a little more, I’m sure I would’ve pissed all over ESPN Zones walls or something, but I won’t be goin’ back there anytime soon.

I’m really gunna miss that big ass TV… Other then the incidents at ESPN Zone it was a good day, gotta show some love to my lovely girlfriend for not openin’ her mouth to complain about something.

I don’t usually post about stuff like this (or do I? I don’t pay too much attention to myself :P), but I felt this was fairly noteworthy and useful, especially for other bloggers who use Firefox/Flock.

It’s a really nice interface and seems to work great. This will be my first with it, and hopefully I’ll be doing a lot more of them with it.

Not really sure what else I should say, I don’t actually like the whole RTE thing going on, but whatever. Plus I guess I’ll have to remember all the quicktags I use and what not, but that’s really a trade off I’m willing to make. It’s kinda killing me considering it seems I’ll have to find a new plug-in that handles Technorati tags or something…

Check it out here: Performancing for Firefox

Jason David Frank - RSKA So this guy used to be the green ranger on Power Rangers back in the day. Good to see he still has work… wonder if he’ll fight you in his old costumes if you pay extra…

FaceOnBody - Take your face to a better place Now you’ll never need Photoshop again to put your girlfriends head on that hot chicks body.