GMail — the new crack Um wow… maybe I can stand on a dark corner at night and say shit like “Yo, got that invite. Got ‘em by the oz.” I also wonder (’cause I’m wondrous like that) if it would work on super models and regular plain Jane sluts. I’ll test this and see how it works out. [tags]funny[/tags]
Dynamic Einstein picture Place any text in it. Enjoy yourself and impress your friends! Click on ad’s people! :p My title sucks, so sue me. [tags]funny[/tags]
Woman scammed on eBay over wedding dress
Blakely Smith dreamed of getting married in a Monique Lhuillier wedding gown - the kind she’d always loved when she saw them on pop stars like Pink in People magazine.
Poor lady. But everybody knows you should only trust any eBay seller as much as you trust your local hustle man. That Rolex ain’t real and if it is, there’s some old white guy beaten in an alley. [tags]funny, internet[/tags]
By almost every benchmark, boys across the nation and in every demographic group are falling behind. In elementary school, boys are two times more likely than girls to be diagnosed with learning disabilities and twice as likely to be placed in special-education classes.
Now a lot of people know that the U.S. education system is tailor made to get females ahead due to the belief that “females have it worse off later in life”. Yeah the whole having tits and a vagina really hurts them, I’d had to be able to show some cleavage and get out of a traffic ticket. Or even better, completely control a man and the relationship with the mere utterance of “Okay we can have sex now” [sic]. Oh well it’s a fairly interesting read nonetheless. [tags]education, childhood[/tags]
Jeeve’s retires from ask.com Well technically speaking they re-branded and decided to go with something a lot simpler. In my opinion it’s a good change, though I’m going to miss Jeeve’s, he was like part of the whole big search boom on the [tag]internet[/tag] way back when.
Satire IS funny ’cause this spoof dating site is hilarious. It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
At approximately 12:37 PM Eastern on February 23rd, 2006, Apple sold its one billionth song on iTunes, marking the end of their Billion Song Giveaway campaign.
That’s pretty cool I guess. I’ve only bought one song.
Welp I can honestly say that slamming your finger in a car door is no fun whatsoever. That is all.
UPDATE: Good lord it seems like everybody keeps askin’ me “How did you slam your pinky in the door?”, I mean what the hell is it really that weird that someone slams their pinky in anything? And boy I’ll tell ya when you have to watch out for your pinky, you have no idea how many times you’ll hit it up against something. I mean jebus this day is gettin suckier and suckier by the minute (although I have found a few good drum & bass CD’s). Here’s a somewhat blurry photo of the injured pinky for your viewing enjoyment.
Okay it’s true I haven’t made an actual post here in awhile now. There’s a perfectly good and reasonable explanation for this — there’s nothing that I want to post about. Everything is either celeb gossip or politics (or maybe that’s all I’ve been noticing) and I personally don’t feel like making a post about either.
But right now, I need your help. In the latest Boondocks episode (the one where Riley “paints” on houses) near the end of the episode there’s a nice little tune playing with trumpets or some kind of horn, this song is also the main song when you’re selecting things in the menu for NBA Street Vol. 2.
Now you’re probably asking yourself, “What the hell does he need my help for?”, well I don’t know the name of the song and hour(s) of searching Google hasn’t helped me one bit. So it’d just be really great if someone could maybe tell me the name of the song if they know it, or give me your best educated guess. Either works for me.
Check out a replica of the Simpson’s house It’s pretty neat actually, I’m sure I’d go crazy living in it though.