This weekend I’ll be trying to “fix” as many of the issues with the place. So if you come here trying to find something and it’s not there, that’s why. Hopefully what I end up doing will only take a few hours and make the place run smoother. Cheers.

Update 1: So permalinks are turned off right now, ’cause they’re giving me issues. Will turn them on again soon hopefully…

Update 2: I just turned on permalinks to not cause any confusion with search engines and the like. None of the cool stuff works with them on, but people actually being able to get here and read what they want is a bit more important. Sooooo maybe some day all the neat AJAX shizzile will work right for me, but until then, I think the only part that works is the commenting. Please let me know if I’m wrong about that.

Ho’s listen good

“After years of prostitution, they know how to listen, look after people and are savvy in selling over the phone,” she said.

But it’s only true for the ho you pay, not the ho that’s just a ho.

Two teens face child pornography charges Okay, it’s really about time they made some sort of age limitation for this. When you start charging a 16 year old girl for showing her own tits, it starts to not make sense, not even thinking about what it’ll do to the internet as a whole. “No more boobies!? WTFBBQ!?!?!?!?!?111″ [tags]Myspace, funny, weird, stupid[/tags]

If you plan on going to Kansas City… Prepare to learn to drive like a European. What makes them think an American can drive on the left when they can barely drive on the right side? This will go well indeed. [tags]stupid, funny[/tags]

Google selling shares worth $2.1 billion Apparently Google heard about the creator’s of Facebook’s asking price and decided to “maybe” go for it. I don’t use it, I don’t care, but I’m sure someone does. [tags]Google, Facebook, money, technology[/tags]

North Korean children are in sync I seem to be saying this a lot lately, but wow. Not only are they brain washed by their “Dear Leader”, they have to do crap like this to make him happy. It’s like taking the whole Islam thing and expanding it ten fold. Imagine things like this, but substitute NK propaganda for Christian/Muslim/Whatever-else-whack-job-religion-you-can-think-of propaganda and you’ve got a sitcom! [tags]North Korea, crazy, scary[/tags]

MC Hammer’s Blog Eh… this is no good. Not only is he trying to come back, for about the umpteenth time mind you, but he’s invading my internets. It’s just not right. There should be some sort of waiting list or list that bans certain people from ever logging onto the internet. *sigh* You know it’s all down hill from here don’t you? [tags]funny, hip hop, music[/tags]

Facebook’s on the Block Damn, I really gotta stop being lazy and figure out some idea that’ll reign in idiots to put up a shit load of personal info and pictures of their tits so I can make $2 billion on some bullsh*t. I’d buy… I dunno, but that’s a lot of money. [tags]Facebook[/tags]

WoW 1.1 released Even though I don’t play WoW anymore (at least not at this point in time), a whole lot of people are. And if I remember correctly ambient weather came with this patch. Bet it’s purdy… [tags]World of Warcraft, MMO[/tags]

RIAA Radar is a Greasemonkey script that’ll make sure (or try to) you don’t buy CD’s from bands/artists on Amazon who are under a record label affiliated with the whole RIAA stupidity. And for you IE users, I’m sure there’s a way for you to use the script too. Opera users should already know how to use it. Fight the power or something. [tags]RIAA, scripts, Greasemonkey[/tags]