Title says it all, and this picture proves I’m not Fat Bastard reincarnate.

Awesome. Now all we need are frozen Luther burgers! Crazy delicious. (via)

People jump off stuff Downtown:

Security cameras caught the two as they floated to the ground close to Michigan Avenue. They then climbed into a gray Porsche S-U-V and drove away.

Oh you crazy rich people are just getting ridiculous. But cool nonetheless.

Coolest clouds EVAR

when clouds go over a mountain top, the mountains cause a pattern of up and down waves in the wind,

Really they are. Nothing else to say other then go look.

Must Be Sittin’ In The Front Row!

rumors of a fan and his girlfriend / wife / mistress / crossdresser, while in the top level of the mostly empty RFK Stadium, uh, enjoying themselves in a way that you can’t exactly enjoy yourself in the crowded Yankee Stadium bleachers.

We all know baseball is boring as all hell. But who would’ve thought someone would go this far to ease the boredom. I’m pretty sure the game alone would’ve put the guy to sleep without any help.

Well whatever, more power to ya brutha.

A radio commercial for a local gun shop advises Houstonians to arm themselves against “Katricians,” adding to the growing tension between Houstonians and the Katrina evacuees … Gun shop owner and radio talk-show host Jim Pruett said today he started running the ad a few weeks ago after hearing a local television interview with a Katrina evacuee living in Houston who implied he would have to turn to crime if his government assistance ran out.

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Just what those displaced folks need, Texans with guns ready to pop off like a Blood at a Crip block party with an AK. Good times right? Only good can come of it, right? Yeaaaah probably not.

Though I gotta admit, from what you hear about how Houston’s crime went up so dramatically it’s no wonder those crazy gun toting Cowboy fans are ready to pull a Cheney. God bless Amerika or something.

BYAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jackie Chan villain role rejected by Chinese censors

The writers of Jackie Chan’s latest film toned down the script to please Chinese censors, who thought the villainous character portrayed by Chan was too evil

Yeah who would wanna see an actor play a role different from what he/she has done before. Not me, no sir.

Looks like all the bellyaching over the price of Sony’s PlayStation 3 has done some good. Sony exec Ken Kutaragi just sent jaws to the floor over at Tokyo Game Show with an announced price cut of the 20GB PS3 base unit from ¥62,790 to ¥49,980 in Japan. Closer to home, we’d be looking at a move from about $538 to $428 … representing a drop of some 20% when the PS3 hits

That’s some good news for… someone I guess. Not me in particular seeing as how my XBox doesn’t even work these days. But for you rich bastards out there planning to either import, buy, or catch one off that infamous truck (might be next to me :P) this is some good news. Far from that asinine price of $600+ so it’ll basically be the cheapest HDVD/Blu-Ray ready device or something. Whatever.

Yeah I’m bitter, so what.
(via Joystiq)

P.S. Sorry for the lack of posting, Madden 07 has basically sheltered me from the outside world, like always. Hopefully I’ll get back to posting more. ’cause I’m sure someone reads this every now and then…