So this time last year I made a post sayin’ happy turkey day and gobble gobble and crap.

This year I’ll add a picture of a turkey or something! See, here’s a picture of a turkey.

Hope you guys get fat and what not, ’cause that’s what it’s all about. And something about family, whatever.
Next up: Christmas. The epic fight between Jesus and Santa, the last few years Santa has been whoopin’ ass.

Everybody is tired of politics these days, be it because of corruption or countless scandal. One guy has taken it upon himself to… well actually he’s just making silly ad’s and getting minute press time. But to be completely honest, he still might actually be better then either of the current main choices for Illinois governor.

Unlike Gov. Rod Blagojevich, Nieukirk would live and work in Springfield.
“I’m more than happy to move into the mansion. I need to get out of my parents’ house,” he explained.

Obviously the guy has a sense of humor too and politicians need that, ’cause far too many of them take themselves too seriously. Even when they take themselves seriously, more often then not they don’t even do anything to help the people who elected them. If I vote, I’ll write in Popeye or maybe Cletus the Slackjawed Yokel. Now those are well placed votes.

You can read a nice little article about the guy and him sleeping with your sister here.