Well most people know by now that Tyra Bank’s isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to anything that doesn’t involve her staring into a camera like a deer in head lights. But I do believe her knack for making already or usually public knowledge into a big deal is kind of a annoying. I’m not going to start a rant about how silly Tyra seems a vast majority of… well since I first saw her boobs grace a television screen. So here’s one of her latest TV shows apparently.

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Fresh Prince perhaps? Possibly her ill fated first TV show? Not to mention all those “black barbie”-esque Disney TV movies.

Last video of Tyra yet again stating the obvious nationwide yet again below.

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So everybody by now has either seen, or been told about one of Uwe (Ooo-way? Ew?) Boll’s many attempts at film making. Usually the douche bag takes a great game franchise and runs it into the ground until people don’t even want to play the game anymore.

Such travesties include:

1. House of the Dead
2. BloodRayne
3. and some other crap that I refuse to remember

Most of the time the only thing he contributes to film archives is gratuitous shots of female body parts (gotta love the bewbies). The rest of the time? It’s what I like to call “slowly taking your precious little time on Earth and sharting all over it”. That’s right, he doesn’t take the time to make a good movie that will have an ounce of replay value — he prays on the inner/outer geek of any video game loving male/female and kicks them in their respective genital area repeatedly.

I know you saw House of the Dead and were ready to have the fun time of your life based on the fact that every time before the movies you’d play the game until the movie started. And of course it was good good times. Then you watched the movie and cursed the franchise that you once loved so dear.

Now he’s doing it to Postal. Now granted this isn’t the kind of game that I’d expect anyone anywhere to know about, but I know it, and I’ll even admit to liking it for a period of time. It’s a “naughty” and mostly vile game to play, but it was fun. Imagine GTA but with no real missions except to piss on as many things and people as possible while trying to blow them up.

Anyhoo, I made this post far too long, but check out a little bit more info here. I predict this thing to go straight to video. And who the hell keeps giving this guy money to make these “movies”?

Here’s a little tidbit of information for you kind folks out there…

did you know that you go to sleep at night on a pillow that is home to many thousands of dust mites …which help keep our homes clean by consuming the tens of millions of skin cells we shed each day?

Creepy eh? Find out what’s living in your pores! Read more…

This funny clip from SNL’s Weekend Update makes everyone realize how awesome Apple really is. And how much better Steve Jobs is then you. Or something to that effect. But I damn sure know I’d love to have a billion songs and a billion contacts.

I could call everyone in China. Well the ones with phones, not tin cans and fast oxen.

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That’s right folks, come this time next week, it’ll be the New Orleans Saints vs. our own Chicago Bears (well mine and a few others maybe).

It was a close game throughout and it even looked like we might keep pace with our secret shame of not winning a playoff game since 1991. Thankfully though of course, our sure-footed kicker who had only missed 4 field goals all of the regular season (counting his blocked punt by that guy from the Patriots I think), managed to get the win. Hell the wind even caught the ball, kinda made you think for a brief second that even nature was against us. But we made it, so… WOO HOO!

I’m looking toward next week with a bit of trepidation though considering Deuce McAllister is coming off of a season high 143 yard game and of course Reggie Bush’s wily running style, those two combined could cause us some trouble since our defense hasn’t been as great against the run with Tommie “My shades are cooler then yours” Harris (( I promise to stop coming up with random silly names for players based off of their post-game interviews. That is of course if I remember this promise)). Of course there are two other worries I have every single time the Bears play:

1. Why can’t we run Cedric Benson more then Thomas Jones, ’cause TJ’s running style is craptacular. Too much dancing to just be tackled immediately.
2. And of course, our difficulties and seeming retardation in our secondary. And don’t say it’s because Mike Brown is out, ’cause he sucks just as much, if not more then Charles Tillman and whoever else has been here longer then the rookies and new comers.

In any case of course, we’re one more step away from bringing home the Lombardi and it doesn’t matter how we do it, as long as we do it, right? Right.

GO BEARS!

All things Apple usually get coverage everywhere. The reason for that is easy. Just look at their offerings at the personal computer side, especially look at their iPod line. They’re sleek and sexy designs and are hella useable.

One of the most sought after and rumored gadgets that’s been wanted to come out of the Cupertino camp is the iPhone. Now it’s no longer a gadget guys wet dream, it’s real and it’s still eye-gasmic as you can already see.

Might be time to move to Cingular.

Check out all the specs and what not and videos.

Apple has posted a ton of Quicktime movies on their newly unveiled iPhone site. Check out the iPhone’s phone features, iPod features, internet communications device, and all the high tech stuff that makes it work

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Another year down the drain.

Up’s and down’s. Good and bad.

Here’s to a better one this year.