Maybe I should’ve put this as an actual post. Probably not. I just found it amusing/crazy. I’ve got a kid and it’s no walk in the park by any means. But if she wants to go the Clay Aiken (really though, who didn’t know he wasn’t playin’ for the home team), Micheal Jackson, whatever other celebs went about having children the surrogate way. This could be a hoax, I found it on digg, so I dunno. But if not… she’s pretty attractive, so get at her guys.

Check it out here.

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I do believe PETA is off their proverbial rocker. They want Ben & Jerry’s to use actual human breast milk in their ice cream products instead of cow’s milk. What kind of crack are these folks smoking and where can I get some to sell? Anything that makes you that crazy must be a good product in need of mass distribution.

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Seems like Current TV is becoming something I enjoy watching. A lot easier to find thought provoking and insightful things there than on Youtube, where you have to wade through booty, boobs, and other hotness that I don’t mind at all. Here’s a very well put together video about the bleaching problem going on in Jamaica and other parts of the world right now. Wish people of color would accept the natural beauty that was already given to them.

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So there could’ve been a Halo MMO. I hate Halo and personally thinks this would be a craptacular idea. But it would generate tons of cash, because for some odd reason lots of people who aren’t me love Halo and the Halo universe. Sorry to you weirdo’s.

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During the daily/hourly feed read, I found this snoopin’ around this morning. Kinda cool if you ask me. How many times were you in bed sleep and the phone rings and it’s all the way over… there. Countless times! [...]

They do say that sex sells. Though I’m pretty sure I’d still clown any dude rubbin’ this crap on his lips on a winter day. But ladies, by all means get yer lips are greasy n wut not. That’s always a good thing.

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Just in case anyone forgot Bill O’Reilly is a racist dickhead.

O’Reilly surprised “there was no difference” between Harlem restaurant and other New York restaurants

Every now and then, idiots breed and their offspring ends up smarter then them. This is one of those moments in time.

Even within her own home, reaction is split.

“My oldest son doesn’t believe in God,” she said. “I guess he kind of thinks I’m stupid.”

And so he should. Idiot.

The good folks over at the Consumerist did a nice little test to illustrate Best Buy’s Geek Squad scouring your hard drives for your good porn, or personal porn. Careful bout those pics of yer assets ladies when you take your comp in for repair anywhere…

Here’s the link to the Consumerist article.

You fill in the blank. If you live in the UK and you think your lady friend needs a bit more in the sweater filling department, go see these guys!

… mybreast.org - which makes the UK’s top plastic surgeons available at prices women like [the] unemployed …